The Preperation

The preparation  

Two adults were kneeling at one of those Japanese tea tables.

"Do you feel that Kakashi?"

" Jiriah…I really don't think that tomorrow is that time of year yet."

"Maybe your right, wait here ill check the calendar…. "Jiriah picked himself up and proceeded to one of the walls of his current residence, it was decorated with a lone calendar. He looked at the parchment as he ran one of his figure over the dates only to stop at a square that was marked with crossbones and pitchforks…   oh CRAP!!!!!"

The copy ninja lazily placed his book on the table,  Stood up and proceeded to walk over to the very same calendar that made  Jiriah frozen stiff from fear.   He too only gaped in awe as her reached the same conclusion that the calendar only confirmed.  "Only this time of year would my porn senses actually make me physically sick, no wonder I was throwing up this morning."

"Kakashi you know that tomorrow you'll get the full grunt of what has made you ill today. The day before is always like this….."

"The only plus side is that tomorrow we won't be the ones scared for life from this."

"Wait…  that means…."

Next day.
A man wearing green spandex with a bowl cut was standing in one of the leaf villages training grounds  with his three students. One of the students was almost a split image of his teacher. Another was a boy that had long hair that was tied up to the back.  The last teenager of the group  was a girl with her hair in two buns and a pink outfit.

"All right my youthful students, today I want you to spare against each other."

"Guy  sensei I will not let you down"  Exclaimed lee with his usual "nice guy "pose to back it up.

"My god Lee don't you have a off button?"

"Come on Neji don't…" Tenten paused.

"Ten ten?"

"Yeah Tenten what is up?"

Rock lee and Neji's voices showed a hint of concern. They were used to the fact that Tenten had porn senses now and usually Tenten doesn't pay them much attention but today did have a different sort of air about it.

"Lee, Neji,  sensei I think we better  go inside." Tenten motioned for them to start heading back into the main part of the leaf village.

"What could be so important? Your all too young, besides you have youth on your side an-" Might guy stopped. He began to run his hand over the back of his neck.

"Guy sensei what is the matter? Why are you clutching your neck?" Lee asked in his usual formal way.

"That's weird… it felt like a bee stung me then but there no sign that one has been near my neck…"

"Wait…. My porn senses , that sting. NOOOO!!! SENSIE RUNNNNNNN!!!!!  Its that time of year."


Gai's eyes shot straight open "NOO YOU DON'T MEAN!?!"

Neji finished "Crap its Antonia's birthday run damn it run"

As the team began bolting as fast as they could Pete and a mildly amused Kakashi emerge with from the bushes in hunting gear.

"Man who would have thought that a tranquilizer with enough chloroform to take out a hormonal bull wouldn't be enough to take out Guy…" said a very astonished Pete as he reloaded 6 rounds into the gun.  He continued to say "Any of the tricks that we used to lure him in the years before won't work now.."

"You mean like that time that we had a free pair of spandex in one of those bear traps" started kakashi.

"Or that time that we gave him a bottle of Sprite with sleeping tablets and told him it was youth potion."

"Or that time you   shaved his eyebrows that was the best of Antonia's birthdays so far."

At this point t kakashi and pete were on the ground.  They were literally rolling on the ground laughing.

"But seriously we need to make her birthday party today the best one so far."

"Oh ive got an idea!! "pete  exclaimed .

"You've got an idea?"  Kakashi asked with a crooked eyebrow.

"Yeah I get ideas, I'm awesome after all, why don't we" he began whispering.

" You know that might actually work…"  Kakashi was for once impressed with an idea that came from Pete.. The fact of the matter is he wonders why he of all people didn't come up with it first.


"Ok my Neji , Tenten and lee I think we should be right now"

The group where hidden on the branch of a large tree.

"Guy sensei we'll get through this… we have youth on our side"   this was only a whispered.

"Lee I'm afraid that youth may be no match for this current situation.."

"OH MY GOD Tenten did you hear that?"

Tenten covered her ears "Hear no evil!!!!"

They all hear the distorted sound that usually is made by a megaphone starting.

They heard Pete voice "Guy come down here now or we may need to resort to the worst case scenario that we know is bound to work!!"

"DO YOUR WORST!!" guy yelled back at them.

"WE CHALLENGE YOU TO COME DOWN HERE AND TAKE 10 ROUNDS OF DARTS WITHOUT FAINTING!!!"

The next moment guy was standing in front of both Pete and Kakashi.

"AHH CRAP .. fine I accept your challenge, you have ten rounds"
Guy finished his statement and turned around nervously.

Pete let loose a barrage of tranquilizes with the same dosage as before. The continuous pounding of needle – like bullets ceased.

Guy was standing in a drunken manner, he began to speak with a slured tone.

"THERESSSS NO WAY THAT WOULD STOP MEEH I AMMS THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGES HANSOME DEVIL. I BEAT YOU KAKASHI. I BEAT YOU GOO-" guy stopped before finishing the sentence because he felt another sharp prick in his arm.

Kakashi lowered his gun "Pete  forgot to shoot the last round…"

"Oh dammit" Guy fell.

"Well better get him to the party it starts in 3 minutes" Pete sighed

"Lucky he ran towards the village rather than away otherwise we wouldn't have enough time to transport your  present for Antonia here" Kakashi looked at guy's  unconscious body there.

"Yeah an now to make it her best present to date.. Oh go invite  guy's team and your team Kakashi!! I'll go get his "wrapping"".






5 minutes later


"Pete what happened to scoot and Mac?"

"Antonia  they will be here soon.."  As Pete finished the two teams of children and Kakashi along with Jariah  entered the room.

"It was strangly nice of you to have my party at you house Kakashi.. considering you know the with the comics and…" Antonia finished by trailing off.

"Well yesterday me and Jiriah were dreading this party like we always do but… each year we always remember the next day of what fun thing we get to do for you birthday every year."

"OH YOU MEAN MY GIFT THIS YEAR IS GUY!!!" Antonia hyperactively squealed the sentence.

"It gets better as a gift from all of us we dressed him in an outfit you might find to your liking" Kakshi stated.

"Ughh my head how long have I been out….."

"Guy you were out for five minutes… "Mac stated making his and Scotts presence known presents known.

Scott gawked at guy then finally yelled "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING!!"

"What do you mean… WHAT THE HECK IN ALL THAT IS YOUTHFUL AM I WEARING!!!"
Guy was wearing a black maid's outfit.

"Well Antonia enjoy your gift" Everyone was in hysterics apart from Kakashi  because he was the one for just exclaimed the last line.
"COME ON GUYFOR THE NEXT 3  HOURS YOU'RE MY Btch!!" Antonia started to drag gut along towards Kakashi's bed room.

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?" Guy yelled in desperation.

"What we do every year. "

"No you Don't mean…"

"YES GUY IM DRAWING YOU IN THE NUDE. "

"NOOOOOOO" as the door closed they only heard his muffled bellows.

The door creaked opened to show Antonia's head.

"Thanks guys this has been the best gift to date" her head then receeded back behind the door.


Though out the night everyone had fun. Naruto , Sakura , Sasuke , Neji, Tenten and Rock lee all  chatted and laughed though out the night while Mac, Pete, Scott , Jiriah and Kakashi just sat at his table and drank Saki all night.  The sign that Antonia was having fun was the continuous muffled cries of Guys whines.
Everything was right in the world.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Acerotiburon!!